Dirty Dusting

By Ed Waugh and Trevor Wood
Directed by John Ellis

When three cleaners, Olive, Gladys and Elsie, are threatened with redundancy they feel that their lives are coming to an end until a chance wrong number gives them a new business start-up idea – why not run a telephone sex line? They’ve got motive, opportunity and a lifetime of experience – some more than others, mind you.

Provided Elsie can teach the other two a few new tricks there’s no reason why they can’t get rich quick providing they can keep their operation a secret from their bosses… and their husbands…and their children…and their grandchildren.

A searing indictment of ageism in the 21st Century heavily disguised as a hysterical, laugh-out-loud, heartwarming comedy

Cast
TO be announced

  • Doors Open: 6.45pm
  • Show Times: Curtain Up will be at 7.30pm prompt
  • Running Time: To be confirmed
  • Additional Information:

    Trinity Square Car Park (directly opposite the theatre) offers free parking for holders of a Theatre Parking Pass.
    The pass costs £2 and is available from the Box Office upon presentation of a valid ticket for the current season or online when booking your seats. Once purchased, it allows you to park for any evening performance throughout the season at no additional cost.

  • Further Information:

    Please note that late-comers may not be admitted into the auditorium after the performance has commenced until there is a suitable break in the show and this will always be at the discretion of the House Manager.

Date

29 Apr 2026 - 02 May 2026

Time

19:30 - 22:00

Cost

From £12

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Production by

The Hall Players

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  • Doors Open: 6.45pm
  • Show Times: Curtain Up will be at 7.30pm prompt
  • Running Time: To be confirmed
  • Additional Information:

    Trinity Square Car Park (directly opposite the theatre) offers free parking for holders of a Theatre Parking Pass.
    The pass costs £2 and is available from the Box Office upon presentation of a valid ticket for the current season or online when booking your seats. Once purchased, it allows you to park for any evening performance throughout the season at no additional cost.

  • Further Information:

    Please note that late-comers may not be admitted into the auditorium after the performance has commenced until there is a suitable break in the show and this will always be at the discretion of the House Manager.